April 2012
Cheating is not an accident.
Falling off a bike is an accident. You don’t trip and fall into a vagina.
“Do you ever look at a picture of yourself and see a stranger in the background?...”
– Lucas Scott (via thehost-)
normal girls: falls in love with boys out of her league
me: falls in love with boys in the national hockey league
When your jam comes on and you're with your best...
Remember Jake Ryan and how his real name was Leslie
my concept of the progression of time stopped in like 2000
like when I see a movie that was filmed in 1995 I’m like oh that was only like 5 years ago
then I realize it was actually 17
person: what kind of bands do you listen to
me: the kind that you've never heard of
mycatlovesgreendayandilovemycat:
i fell in love with the girl at the rock show
she said “what”
and i said “whAT”
and she said “i can’t hEAR YOU THE MUSIC’S TOO LOUD”
and i said “WHAT”
-theperfectmistake:
If I was a store, I’m pretty sure I would be Barnes & Noble.
Coffee, books, sketchbooks, and CDs.
Yup.
Dory: hey I just met you
Dory: and this is crazy
Dory: hey I just met you
Dory: and this is crazy
me texting my mom: can you pick up some milk on the way home
mom:
mom:
mom:
mom:
me: she's not answering me
me: she must have went to check her phone and swerved into oncoming traffic
me: i killed her
me: i killed my mom
When you're already awake and your mom keeps...
taz3r:
when i marry a hockey player i expect you guys to make photosets and gifs of me and my husband
