Last time I was in an arena full of kids they tried to kill me.– Josh Hutcherson presenting at the Kid’s Choice Awards (via livvy3000)
20 years in the future
Husband: Hey so my mother is coming into town, and I want to show her a good time. Maybe we should take her to the Olive Garden, do you know where that is?
Me: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Me: Oh my god, I don't know where that came from.
dubinskyisourking: chosen-words: First 50 game win since 1994. You guys! Is this a sign? Also, this season is the earliest we’ve clinched since 1994!
skinny friend: omg I wish I was skinny
smart friend: omg I only got a B+
athletic friend: omg I wish I could run
not single friend: omg I hate my boyfriend
popular friend: omg people always want to hang out with me
me: *cries in the shower*
hemsworth family reunions
liam: how's your multi-million dollar franchise doing
chris: oh it's great how about yours
liam: it's good hey wanna go swim in our pool of money
pete & eldas, pete & eldas, pete & eldas, pete &...
faith-xx: THIS IS ALL I WANT TO EAT i need a friggin’ magic carpet
-theperfectmistake: Everyone is gay for Jennifer Lawrence and nothing hurts