Off to Neverland: Archive

“Last time I was in an arena full of kids they tried to kill me.”

– Josh Hutcherson presenting at the Kid’s Choice Awards (via livvy3000)

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20 years in the future

Husband: Hey so my mother is coming into town, and I want to show her a good time. Maybe we should take her to the Olive Garden, do you know where that is?
Me: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Husband: What?
Me: Oh my god, I don't know where that came from.

Mar 31st

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dubinskyisourking: chosen-words: First 50 game win since 1994. You guys! Is this a sign? Also, this season is the earliest we’ve clinched since 1994!

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skinny friend: omg I wish I was skinny
smart friend: omg I only got a B+
athletic friend: omg I wish I could run
not single friend: omg I hate my boyfriend
popular friend: omg people always want to hang out with me
me: 
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me: *cries in the shower*

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hemsworth family reunions

liam: hey
chris: hey
liam: how's your multi-million dollar franchise doing
chris: oh it's great how about yours
liam: it's good hey wanna go swim in our pool of money
chris: sure

Mar 30th

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