February 2012
People on the Internet: I love that band.
Me: OMG REALLY? LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS!!1!!11!
People at school: I love that band.
Me: no you don't.
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
Things that fans of The Maine have a hard time...
abbeyarizona:
“Yeah, their name is The Maine, but they’re from Arizona.”
“Pat Is not a girl”
“The pioneer album artwork is not creepy”
“It was more than just A Wall”
“Garrett isn’t Ryan Adams jr”
“Kennedy is not a pedophile”
“John wasn’t lying naked on the floor”
“Jared is red”
“They have changed my life”
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Fuck Everything.
I can’t see the Maine on the so-called world tour because they don’t even come to FUCKING SOUTH FLORIDA. Excuse me while I go kill myself. No joke, I hate my life.
What went through The Summer Set's mind when...
management: do you have any ideas for the video?
the summer set: well first of all we're not going to be in it
management: okay, what else?
the summer set: there's a young couple in love
management: excellent!
the summer set: AND THEN SHE KILLS HIM
management:
the summer set: AND PULLS HIS BODY BEHIND HER CAR
management:
the summer set:
management:
the summer set:
management: okay
“You can rough me up, you can break me down. Baby, don’t stop now!”
– The Maine (Don’t Stop Now)
When people say they don't like The Maine
johnohhhsexualfrustrations:
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
