When I first found out about The Maine: shit how do I tell who's who?
Me now: yeah that's him I can tell by the way he's breathing.
mmtion: on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character
What a slut time is. She screws everybody.– The Fault in Our Stars by John Green (via loverainhearts)
There are infinite numbers between 0 and 1. There’s .1 and .12 and .112 and an...– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via champagne-dreamcatchers)
Last time, I imagined myself as the kid. This time, the skeleton.– The Fault in Our Stars, John Green (via rightuptheroad)
not-impresseddd: “I am. I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I’m in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we’re all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we’ll ever...
I hate my friends
lunaticphan: So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. Cry
casistooadorableandithurts: fishingboatproceeds: baptised-in-vodka: Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to. Is it any good?? It’s okay. JOHN
I've been using this site for 4 years.
steam-powered-nakodile: clockwork-lives: yaspookyshisno: asgardianette: aurorinthetardis: skarosoul: 0650pm: If your parents ever walk into your room. Open this link. Then pretend to type. Instant Essay! this is the best thing ever I AM RIGHT NOW DOING A DOCTOR WHO ESSAY DUDE THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF TIME this is genius DO THIS AND TYPE IN...
freddybenson: happy mother’s day to the best mom out there thanks, mom
The universe may not always play fair…but at least it’s got one hell of a sense...– Carrie Bradshaw (via ilsegiselle) YUP (via heartshapedheart)
hazelgracelancaster: when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and boys
katiebug445: marmarbinks3: I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 6 fucking years ago
twatsmussen: ohsnapitsnik: sherlockey-werlockey-stuff: IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER “no dad you don’t understand me” nemo
eisenburrito: when i find myself in times of trouble robert pattinson comes to me speaking words of wisdom “my favorite animal would definitely be an elephant. because, well, it’s not just a pet. you can lie under it and it’s basically a house.”
princesshoff: i just had a dream that macklemore was at my house and he told me that he’d spent all the money he made from Thrift Shop and couldn’t buy food and i said “aw do you need some snacklemore” and he punched me in the face
molegan: WHEN HOCKEY PLAYERS WEAR THEIR HOCKEY PANTS BUT NO SHIRT I WANT TO JUMP OVER THE MOON AND SING
hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually